Outjogging

While out jogging yesterday I had a brilliant idea.  Why not outsource jogging and call it outjogging?  I mean, it could work right?  Outsourcing is the practice of using subcontractors or other businesses, rather than paid employees, for standard services.  So, outjogging would be using another person, or persons, to jog for you.  This is an appealing concept.  Not to mention the name is perfectly designed to avoid guilt.  That way, when your fellow buddy - annoying boss, co-worker, family member, or "buddy" - asks you what you did today, this weekend, etc. you can say, without hesitation, "Well, I went outjogging!  What did you do?" 

Of course I do realize there is probably a larger market for those wanting to use the service than provide the service.  So, in order to move forward with my own fitness goals I offer myself as the sacrifice. 

Let me know how many miles you would like to outjog this week and I will let you know if I can fit you in :)